So we are off from the last camp site, on our last day, doing the last kilometres in 38 degrees, so we go 5kms and stop for an iced coffee, it then becomes a matter of how do we kill the time because the hotel will not except us too early, so it's a Perth Beach hop, we continue north to Cottesloe Beach where we stop again for another iced coffee and tea, this time we take a little longer over drinking it as we are overlooking the beach, which is so frustrating as it seems the sea is saying to me come on in, but our gear is all packed so we sit and watch the people on the beach begin to leave it as it gets hotter and hotter.
It's now midday, so we head towards the van hire company depot and say goodbye to our trusty steed of the last 3 months, we grab a cab and cor blimey, Gordon Bennett, Bless me Soul if the driver did not come from South East London, in fact his parents live just up the road from mine.
He has been in Perth for 8 years and was a mobile hair dresser in the UK but he seems to have developed the London Taxi Drivers ability to talk, talk about anything, talk non stop and talk as if you are his best mate. Put it like this, he did not have much to say that was positive about the Australians but he would not move back to the UK. It's something that we have noticed more over this side than the East but there is resentment from some over here towards anyone from other parts, there is also much more patriotism, in West is Best, Flags on cars, Flags outside houses on pucker flag poles etc, even the TV adverts and shows are constantly ramming it down the viewers throats "The Best Country in the World" theme.......
Best I change the subject, so we get to our hotel, it's now 42 degrees and the room is not ready, we get a tea and iced coffee on the house before we are told our room is now awaiting us. It's too hot outside to go a wandering so I have a bath......... Now you may wonder why? But can I tell you that having spent the last three months, using ablutions that are of a similar size to those that we have seen in the old museum type gaols, wonder no more.... BUT I come out and someone goes in to shower, oh dear, what happens is she turns the hot tap on and it sticks, she can not turn it down or off, it maybe 42 degrees outside, it's 21 degrees in the room, it's got to be 50+ degrees in the bathroom, she comes out worse than when she went in and looking slightly more distressed than Janet Leigh in the shower scene from 'Psyco'.....She collapses on the bed whilst Mr Fixit becomes Mr Telephone for Mr Maintenance man..........
We go out leaving the room to become a sauna and after walking 50 yards double back on ourselves and walk into the Irish Pub opposite our hotel as they have air conditioning and a nice lunch time menu on display, problem is it's now Dinner time, the menu has changed and so possibly has the clientele because it is noisy, it is raucous, the Australian high pitch winey voice is piercing, maybe it's because we have been in the bush too long but we cannot cope, so leave and head for an Italian restaurant around the corner. Can you believe the Italians are quieter than the Australians.......... It's bliss compared to the Irish Pub and the food is 'Perfetto' until someone next to me asks for a Panna Cotta. It looks good but is of the consistency of chewing gum...... Let's give the tourists the old stuff...... We complain and suddenly the head honcho is with us giving the little lady a lovely fresh dessert, which whilst she eats it with relish, she is now complaining about feeling "Stuffed". We ask for the bill and then remember, we should have gone to the ATM first, we just manage to pay and now have the grand total of the equivalent to £1.50 left, party time.........
And so we come to the end of our mini adventure, tomorrow consists of going shopping and trying not to buy anything, how can a couple of cuddly toys for grandchildren take our baggage over the limit already........
So that's it, we have done 17935.8 kms (11,144miles) so no more reading for you, no more writing for me because we will soon be speaking with you direct, face to face and in person etc
What do you mean, stay over there, please..........
Ps: Unless of course something untoward should happen to us before we get on the plane, but the chances of that happening..........